Which death was more tragic for America, Ted Kennedy or Billy Mays?

Which death was more tragic for America, Ted Kennedy or Billy May?

Billy

 

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Ted

 

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Equally tragic

 

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Good riddence to both

 

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I would say Billy Mays. He brought us OxyClean. It not only keeps my concert shirts bright and looking like new, but it's great for digressing parts, cleaning the barbecue, and all around household chores. Just name something that tipsy Ted did that had that positive affect on Americans.

Sure you may say, "But Billy was a sales genius. He could sell porn to the Pope." But I would point out that it would have been a disaster if Ted had that kind of sales ability. We would have lost the cold war, and both gulf wars. And we would have had the cap in trade tax, the elimination of the secrete ballot for workers in union elections, and obamacare by the time congress went on break.