The Onion News Network has a story that might put today's somewhat contradictory financial news (the reappointment of Ben Bernanke as Fed chairman and the announcement of a projected 2-trillion dollar increase to the 10-year deficit) into perspective: President Obama is bipolar and has entered his depressive phase.
"After a three-year period of extreme productivity and positivity, (the president) has now entered a deep depression," said a White House spokesman.
When asked a press conference about the recent deficit projections, a despondent Obama reportedly gripped his forehead and said, "Why would you ask that?"
White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase
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